1. No matter how facile the material, anything involving swords and/or sorcery can get made.
2. All the British actors who missed the LOTR gravy train want in.
Ticking both boxes, Rupert Sanders’ Brothers Grimm reboot features an extraordinary troupe of UK males (Hoskins, Winstone, McShane etc) – as the dwarves! And for an hour, it’s as much fun to watch as they are, bickering and boozing like old muckers.
Stewart is passable as the whey-faced eterni-virgin, as is her English accent; while Hemsworth, as the rugged Huntsman, opts for a Gerard Butler/Sean Connery burr that hides a multitude of sins.
Star of the show, however, is Theron’s wicked stepmother, who seethes with barely contained sexual jealousy – just one of the many surprisingly adult aspects of a film that’s heady with implied violence and sublimated sauce. One scene has Theron bathing in milk that coats her skin like Dulux, and when Stewart gets lost in a blasted forest, it’s a druggie nightmare of rotting birds and scuttling scarab beetles.
It can’t last. No matter how impressive the visuals, two hours is far too long for a story this thin, and genre conventions ultimately snuff out the joys. The dwarves are sidelined in favour of rousing speeches – neither Stewart nor Hemsworth’s forte – and the final battle could have been ripped from a Narnia flick.
Perhaps they’ll redress the balance in the forthcoming sequel. If there are any British thesps left to star in it, that is. Hide
This one could go either way, but I hope.
Could be awful or good, but kristen is a goddess and so i hope that it is good
Cant wait to watch her chew that juicy apple
Uuuhhh! Kristen Stewart's facial expression is the same for every film!
not a fan of kirsten but good to see snow white kick ass for once!
Kristen Stewart, hotter (fairer) than Charlize Theron?...never in a million years.
that looks so cooooooollllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
can't wait to see what accent kristen stewart doesn't pull off. thor and charlize's were both a bit iffy!
Good sounds any one know who they are
very red ridinghood, yes please
Shopqueen very red ridinghood, yes please
that trailer looks boss...but notice how Kristin Stewart doesn't ever speak...
LOOKS AMAZING AND O M G!!!!!!!!!!!
where are the little ones???
probably watch it JUST for the huntsman. He can hunt me anytime!
He can hunt you but I'd let him catch me
Nah that Twilight chick SUCKS!
It's not just about the "CHICK" dick!!!!
charlize theron, that is all
Fine trailer, just no evidence it will be a good movie. I'm also with Kirk on this one. Why didn't they get a beauty instead of trendy.
maybe they should have chosen an ugly queen instead of Charlie - Snow white has no chance in my opinion
looks similar to game of thrones and i love that series. Yes will see this movie
OMFG this looks amazing
looked so bloody good till you see the twilight chick... but she can act so I'm going for a watch..
Yikes!! That's a loooong way from Walt Disney - gotta see it.
cool......
looks cool. Go chalize! (shame about kirsten tho, am I the only one who thinks she boring?
If Kirsten acts anything like she did on breaking dawn Ill love it. THOR: another reason to watch ;)
Looking forward to seeing this, and Kristen looks great :-)
OMG i cant wait to see this seriously nxt year? too long this movie looks incredible.
OMG TWILIGHT PREQUEL!!!
if it wern't for kristen this movie would be great!! but probly still gonna see it.
I agree with Marieeee - we will see it despite Kristen.
Everything looks good except for Snow Flake
This looks awesome, gives Twihards another film to look forward to as well.
All you people who are dissing Kritstenare retards. She could act way better than you any day. So shutup and stop commenting
Great to see KStew in something different. Looks pretty good. Look forward to seeing it!
Looks excessively creepy. A queen who eats peopel to become more beautiful??? ermmm won't be watching.
amazing cast, very exciting :)
This Movie looks cool and its on my birthday which is so cool!
this looks amazing but the casting other than charlize is a bit of a let down.
''lips red as blood, hair black as night. Bring me your heart my dear dear Snow White" I like that.
"Mirror Mirror on the wall...." Charlize as in the book is using an occult technique of SCRYING.
looks to be an ok fantasy tale with some good FX thrown in for good measure
looks good until you see kristen stewart
it looks soo awsum
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!!
oh dear looks soooo chesey
This trailer is loading ridiculously slowly. Doesn't look good on 1st impression
A must watch
Mean!!
I agree mean
Have to see this. Hell with the original Snow White!
looks badass, i just hope Kstew decides to act with some emotion and facial expression
YUSSS snow white is no longer weak and sleepy!!!!!!
Yes! i agree with larissa...... i reckon kristen stewart looks alot better in this. oooooh cant wait
Looks awesome, love Kristen, can't wait.
Can't wait, this looks SO good
By the souls of Jesus and Chuck Norris! Please Please Please Kristian! Dont screw this up!
matt is gay O.o
I'm so there.
Too my surprise this could be worth a look.
So there's even an imaginary world where Kristen is fairer than Charlize?
Sensational, book me a seat
EPIC! charlize looks like shes does evil really well.. (i actually stopped watching the trailer - it gives away too much!
Will book me a seat
Charlize theron is hotter than Kristen Stewart...maybe the roles should have been reversed? lol
hard out for Kristen Stewart she rocks??
I can't wait to see charlize..she's awesome
Just won tickets - cant wait to see this movie!
Cant wait to watch it purely for Charlene .Not only beautiful but such an incredible actress
I've been waiting for this one fo sooo long...!!! Happy I almost get to see it...finally...!!!
i really waaant to see it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i really waaant to see it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Movie looks amazing! looking forward to seeing it tmrw :)
Awful movie. I really though hard about walking out but $11 of my investment prevented me. 2hours lost forever!!!
My god, did we see the same movie? For me this was two hours of pleasure! And I'll definitely be seeing it again
i really want to see whos got free tickets for me to go and watch the movie please i would be please
Really really really really really wanna see itand twilight saga breaking dawn part two!!!!!
Can't wait to see this movie and can't wait for Twilight Breaking Dawn to come out in October :)
Omg! watching this tommorow. can't wait:-)
AMAZING movie!!!
ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait!!! and it doesn't matter who the actors are!!!
Very few good moments. Kristen Stewart & Charlize Theron just didn't cut the mustard in this film. Pretty average
I just saw the shorts and it looks so so good... cant wait to go see it. hope the ground is still while we in the theatre