Steven Spielberg is in "early discussions" with Will Smith to remake Korean flick Oldboy. The movie concerns a fellow who is locked in a room for a long time, then gets out and is allowed access to a hammer (an unwise choice, it turns out). We're leaving a blank space below where you may scrawl your disgusted horror at Hollywood remaking such a uniquely edgy classic directly onto the screen:
Done? Okay, well, The Grudge and The Departed were perfectly reasonable simulacra, so clean your screen off and let's see how this turns out.