Tarantino's stunt-casting adventures

Quentin Tarantino, who you may be familiar with for bringing Lawrence Tierney, John Travolta and David Carradine back into brief, fickle vogue, is continuing his crazy schtick with his next two possible projects. Perennial rumour-generator Inglorious Bastards has just been confirmed as starring Hostel director Eli Roth; another potential project of the director's, a remake of 70s cult superstripper exploitation pic Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, is widely rumoured to have Britney Spears in consideration for its pole-dancin', lady-lovin', revenge-gettin' lead.

It's hard to even know what reference to make here. Will Spears' casting prove... toxic? Will a fight scene involve the troubled siren requesting that she be hit, baby (one more time)?? After the conclusion, will anyone LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE?!? ...Okay, no, I'm dry.