The 3PM Dispatch Hangover 3, Artist, Deep Throat, Lone Ranger Busted

Bardem Bails On Baddie Role.
Just three months ago Javier Bardem signed on to voice Despicable Me 2's villain El Macho - an evil genius with three sons who would battle Steve Carrel's character and his three daughters - but now he has walked from the project. No reasons have been cited for why Barderm bailed, but the hunt for a replacement has begun.

'Hangover' Stars Demanding Serious Coin Before Forgetting Events Of The Night Before And Then Running Around A City For A Third Time...
The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that the three leads of The Hangover franchise (Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms) have combined to form a giant negotiating Voltron whose sole function in life is to command US$15million a head for them to return for a third Hangover movie. While that's a lot of cheddar and a hefty raise (they got under US$1mil each for the first and around $5mil each for the second) sources tell the Reporter that the deal is almost a certainty. "It'll happen," an insider said. "[the series] is a proven commodity, which is rare these days."

Star Of 'The Artist' To Retire Now He's Hit The Big Time
Uggie, the Jack Russell that stars in The Artist and stole the show at the Golden Globes is going to retire after his rumoured Oscars appearance. "We don't force our dogs to do this," Uggie's trainer Sarah Clifford told the Hollywood Reporter. "It always has to be fun for them. Uggie's still enjoying it but he's getting up there and he's slowing down a little." The star is aged 10, which is mid-70s in dog years.

IMDB Announces Its 'Top 10' Actors, Films And TV Series' Of The Last Ten Years.  
IMDB is celebrating the tenth anniversary of its subscription service IMDbPro and has decided to make a Top 10 list of the most searched people, film and telly shows of the last decade as a present for its supporters. And the winners are... Johnny Depp, The Dark Knight, and Lost. The complete list can be found here.

No 'Deep Throat' For Demi Moore. Chole Sevigny However Is Up For It.
Demi Moore has left the Amanda Seyfried starring Linda Lovelace biopic Lovelace due to her "seeking professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health". While Moore is out, Chole Sevigny has just signed on. Sevigny will play a freelance journalist on an assignment to "find out who the real Linda Lovelace is".

'Lone Ranger' Busted For Smoking The Ganja.
TMZ is reporting breaking news that Armie Hammer, the star of Johnny Depp's upcoming Lone Ranger film, has been arrested for marijuana possession in Texas. Doesn't he know that drugs are bad, mmmkay.

Today In Remakes: In 2009 a dude name Casey Pugh started a project asking Star Wars fans to recreate and film a 15 second segment from A New Hope. They were free to film it however they wanted. The force was obviously strong with his request because now in 2012 the project is finished, Pugh has edited the thousands and thousands of contributions together and released it as Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut. Does Han shoot first? Find out below...

Today In Trivia: Showing brilliant nous, savvy intuition and mad decision making skillz, actress Katie Holmes declined to reprise her Batman Begins role of Rachel Dawes for its sequel The Dark Knight. Instead she opted to star opposite Queen Latifah in a film called Mad Money. Good call Holmes. Good call...

Today's Bad Movie Tagline: The tagline for Johnny Depp's 1985 comedy Private Resort: "They're looking for hot times. And they came to the right place". Giggitty.

Happy Birthday!: To Tobe Hooper, director of horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, who is 69 today.

TODAY'S POLL
Should 'Tintin' Got An Oscar Nod For 'Best Animated Film'?
There were plenty of bold calls from the Academy, but one of the more controversial was Tintin not getting a nod for Best Animated Film. Do you think it shuold have or did the Academy get it right? Let us know.

The poll results will be in Thursday's edition of The 3PM Dispatch.

WEDNESDAY'S POLL RESULTS
Most flicksters find this year's Oscar noms to be....

The Oscar Noms Are...?
42.86% - Pretty average dude!
25.00% - Pretty bad me old chum!
21.43% - Pretty good bro!
07.14% - Just plain wrong mate!
03.57% - Absolutely spot on man!