My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D

My Bloody Valentine 3D

The 1981 slasher film gets a spruce up and gains an extra dimension for twenty first century gore hounds.

Tom Hanninger returns to his hometown on Valentine's Day, ten years after accidentally causing an accident that killed five of his friends and left only one survivor. His attempts to make amends for his past are complicated by the fact his best friend and ex are now married, whilst the sole survivor may also be the local responsible for a spate of murders-by-pick-axe in the ironically dubbed small town of Harmony. The tagline: "Nothing says 'date movie' like a 3D ride to hell".

2008Rating: R18, contains horror, violence, sex Scenes & offensive language101 minsUSA
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not gud

The movie wasnt scary at all,and had Useless actors in it,And the story to it was dumb.Dont watch it,a waste of money

1.0
0

MUST SEE IN 3D

If your gonna see this, see it in 3D. The amazing effects and plot are put so well onto the screen.

5.0
0
Variety

Variety

press

At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.

0
The New York Times

The New York Times

press

A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

0
Premiere Magazine

Premiere Magazine

press

This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.

0
Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times

press

Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.

0
Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood Reporter

press

The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.

0
Film Threat

Film Threat

press

If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture.

2.0
0
Empire Magazine

Empire Magazine

press

A shameless but effective slasher remake.

3.0
0
Variety

Variety

press

At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.

0
The New York Times

The New York Times

press

A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

0
Premiere Magazine

Premiere Magazine

press

This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.

0
Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times

press

Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.

0
Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood Reporter

press

The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.

0
Film Threat

Film Threat

press

If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture.

2.0
0
Empire Magazine

Empire Magazine

press

A shameless but effective slasher remake.

3.0
0

not gud

The movie wasnt scary at all,and had Useless actors in it,And the story to it was dumb.Dont watch it,a waste of money

1.0
0

MUST SEE IN 3D

If your gonna see this, see it in 3D. The amazing effects and plot are put so well onto the screen.

5.0
0