
Flicks, Tony Stamp
Take a look at Jonathan Liebesman's filmography - Wrath of the Titans, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - and ask yourself, how does this guy keep getting handed the keys to giant franchises? His effort to revive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the umpteenth time is dead on arrival, a ghost of previous incarnations puffed up with cringeworthy modern 'tude.
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