Absolutely Anything

"There is only one thing worse than a bad film. That is a bad film that should have been a great film. Absolutely Anything has, like its premise, galactic comedic potential. It stars Simon Pegg, the hottest thing in British comedy right now, opposite the dazzling Kate Beckinsale. It features the voices of the living members of Monty Python. It enticed Eddie Izzard into a supporting role. And it is likely to go down in history as Robin Williams’ final cinema release. As the voice of a dog. In a dog… of a film."

"Decades in the making, Monty Python vet Terry Jones' lame sci-fi satire squanders the contributions of top comic talents..."

"Pegg works wonders, but you'll wish the concept had been pushed further, that there was more to the Pythons' 'reunion'..."

"As the film itself states: 'The dog's not so bad. It's the people I can't stand'."

"It's not bad so much as lightly feeble..."

"Watch absolutely anything else."

"A flabby misfire full of labored slapstick, broad caricatures and groaningly absurd plot twists."

"Sadly, proof that they will make absolutely anything these days."