
Variety
Big scenes at the beginning and end of "Gone in Sixty Seconds" prominently feature an auto compactor, which is exactly what should be used on this lemon. Perfectly dreadful in every respect, this big-budget remake of the late H.B. Halicki's 1974 indie hit may well rep the nadir of the Bruckheimer (and Simpson) franchise, and doesn't even rate on the most basic level as a good car-chase picture. A pedal-to-the-metal marketing push and audience expectations of high-octane action with Nicolas Cage at the wheel should propel this to a strong opening, but lousy mpg will drain the gas tank quickly.
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