Love Hurts

"Despite Quan’s best efforts, there isn’t one square foot of this tepid film worth buying."

"The cinematic equivalent of a wilted bouquet from a petrol station forecourt."

"This self-amused movie barely leaves a mark."

"Another hackneyed John Wick knock-off."

"Nothing else in Eusebio’s first directorial outing is up to snuff with Quan’s star power."

"By-the-numbers."

"Proof that a movie can have an 83-minute running time and still seem like a slow-motion slog."

"Uninspired, impoverished, and thoroughly uninvolving."

"Fizzles like a science-class volcano made of baking soda and cheese."

"Swipe left on this fatiguingly outdated action-romance."

"A trifle, with a barely functional script, and yet it is filled with appealing performances and an old-school vibe."

"There’s pleasure in Eusebio’s eye for idiosyncratic details."

"Lynch continues his streak of winning comic performances."

"Quan is typically charismatic in a film that underserves his talents."

"Star power and a fun premise, but it’s hurting for chemistry and creativity."

"No love, much hurts."

"This is bad often enough to be called terrible."

"No matter how dynamic, every fight scene seems rehearsed to within an inch of its life."

"Tries too hard to do everything everywhere all at once."

"To call the plot sloppy is to describe outer space as being a bit roomy."