Secret Headquarters

"Secret Headquarters is as bland and forgettable as its title would suggest."

"A lighthearted, low-stakes action blockbuster..."

"The pleasure that Michael Peña takes in the role (of Ansel Argon) is palpable. So is the pleasure his performance gives."

"It’s fine. Use once and destroy. Go ahead and stream it and be 51 percent amused and 49 percent unamazed."

"I think this is a weird, misguided, well-intentioned, but completely clumsy movie."

"Some of the elements in Secret Headquarters are mildly pleasant, but the film seems too content to colour completely within the lines."

"Secret Headquarters feels like the movie equivalent of the fun uncle who speaks to you like an adult, but also drives a mean Mario Kart."

"What’s curiously absent in this youthful quest is a sense of adventure, mischief, or danger."

"A Marvel-lite movie not without charm"

"As basic as its title."

"Delivers a modicum of skill and smarts, though it ultimately winds up as forgettable as its generic title."