Shark Night

"Shark Night aspires to nothing more or less than carrying along an audience through a string of unremarkable kills, often involving high-jumping fish."

"Shark Night 3D makes bait of the usual batch of buff and buxom collegiates, but without a hint of humor..."

"His toothless attack sequences unfold under cover of dark water; the film is the equivalent of a skin flick in which all the sex scenes are tastefully obscured by blankets and sheets."

"The result is a movie that isn’t crummy, exactly, just blah."

"Apart from an appropriately shark-like keep-moving-or-die filmmaking ethos, the shocks are weak..."

"Dumb Louisiana-set horror flick feels generic despite the odd pairing of shark menace and redneck killers."

"Shark Night 3D is a ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn't even look like much fun for the sharks."

"It also lacks the tension of a good horror film, or the self-aware humor of a fun bad one."