Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. From the makers of Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.
2010Rating: M, Contains Sexual References & Offensive Language82 minsUSA
Comedy
Director:
Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer ('Disaster Movie', 'Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans', 'Date Movie')
Writer:
Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer
Cast:
Ken JeongJenn ProskeMatt LanterAnneliese van der PolCharlie WeberChris Riggi

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Vampires Suck / Reviews

Variety

Variety

The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.

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The New York Times

The New York Times

This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.

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New York Daily News

New York Daily News

"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.

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Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood Reporter

The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.

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Christchurch Press

Christchurch Press

If ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''

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