Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

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Vampires Suck
A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom. From the makers of Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.
2010Rating: M, Contains Sexual References & Offensive Language82 minsUSA
Comedy
Director:
Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer ('Disaster Movie', 'Epic Movie', 'Meet the Spartans', 'Date Movie')
Writer:
Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer
Cast:
Ken JeongJenn ProskeMatt LanterAnneliese van der PolCharlie WeberChris Riggi
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Variety

Variety

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The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.

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The New York Times

The New York Times

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This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.

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New York Daily News

New York Daily News

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"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.

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Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood Reporter

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The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.

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Christchurch Press

Christchurch Press

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If ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''

2.0
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If you want to have a laugh at the stupidness of the Twilight series, this is your film. However, you might also find yourself not laughing at how stupid and boring this parody is. The film wasted lots of potential, as the source material really needs the parody treatment.

2.0
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A few good laughs here and there but I found myself rather bored. Just another classic cheap stupid movie, which went over the top with unreal sceens.

3.0
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By far the dumbest movie I have ever seen.

1.0
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...And then suddenly - out of no where it was enjoyable, not disappointing, unlike, well,unlike "The Last Airbender".

5.0
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Have seen the trailor and clips a million times and they never fail to crack me up! Am seeing the movie tomorrow, can't wait!!!!! :P

5.0
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My husband and I gave this a "0" and "1". The only reason we didn't leave is because we took our son and his 11 year old friend. They gave the movie a "3" and "4". This is a movie to drop your kids off to at best. Having said that there are other movies they would better enjoy like "The Other Guys". My husband wishes it were possible to unwatch a movie...

2.0
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It Was Pretty Funny But I Am A Big Twilight Fan But I Loved The Ending It Was Very Funny. Its A Good Movie I'm Going To Watch It Again.

4.0
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Yees Very Funny :) I Like he Raininq Men Thinq Very Funny :) LOL Leqend

5.0
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so cool and funny, loved it

5.0
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so lame its for the guys who couldnt sit through another vampire movie but you ave to sit through this lame movie it was SO BAD!

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Variety

Variety

press

The lame mediocrity of Vampires Suck undeniably reps an advance for writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. By just about any other standard, however, this instantly forgettable trifle is fairly close to worthless.

0
The New York Times

The New York Times

press

This pointless parody dumps us in the fictional town of Sporks, Wash., a location lousy with vampires and werewolves.

0
New York Daily News

New York Daily News

press

"Vampires" doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites.

0
Hollywood Reporter

Hollywood Reporter

press

The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.

0
Christchurch Press

Christchurch Press

press

If ever there's a movie description to strike dread into the heart of a film reviewer's heart it's this phrase: ``From the guys who brought you Disaster Movie, Epic Movie and Date Movie.''

2.0
0

If you want to have a laugh at the stupidness of the Twilight series, this is your film. However, you might also find yourself not laughing at how stupid and boring this parody is. The film wasted lots of potential, as the source material really needs the parody treatment.

2.0
0

A few good laughs here and there but I found myself rather bored. Just another classic cheap stupid movie, which went over the top with unreal sceens.

3.0
0

By far the dumbest movie I have ever seen.

1.0
0

...And then suddenly - out of no where it was enjoyable, not disappointing, unlike, well,unlike "The Last Airbender".

5.0
0

Have seen the trailor and clips a million times and they never fail to crack me up! Am seeing the movie tomorrow, can't wait!!!!! :P

5.0
0

My husband and I gave this a "0" and "1". The only reason we didn't leave is because we took our son and his 11 year old friend. They gave the movie a "3" and "4". This is a movie to drop your kids off to at best. Having said that there are other movies they would better enjoy like "The Other Guys". My husband wishes it were possible to unwatch a...

2.0
0

It Was Pretty Funny But I Am A Big Twilight Fan But I Loved The Ending It Was Very Funny. Its A Good Movie I'm Going To Watch It Again.

4.0
0

Yees Very Funny :) I Like he Raininq Men Thinq Very Funny :) LOL Leqend

5.0
0

so cool and funny, loved it

5.0
0

so lame its for the guys who couldnt sit through another vampire movie but you ave to sit through this lame movie it was SO BAD!

0