Marcello Thedford

In this romcom, slacker Zack (Dane Cook, Good Luck Chuck) and ambitious Vince (Dax Shepard, CHIPS) are rival co-workers at a bulk-discount retailer fighting for the affections of the new cashier (Jessica Simpson, The Dukes of Hazzard).

An earthquake shatters a peaceful Los Angeles morning and opens a fissure deep into the earth, causing lava to start bubbling up in 1997's, Tommy Lee Jones-starring thriller.