Family Guy: Season 12

TV-14
2013
Poster for Family Guy: Season 12

Fox's award-winning irreverent animated comedy show follows the misadventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family.

Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three... More

Where to watch Family Guy: Season 12

Family Guy: Season 12 is available to stream in New... More Zealand now on Disney+.

Family Guy: Season 12 episodes

Episode 12.1

Finders Keepers

Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure... More map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

Episode 12.2

Vestigial Peter

After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which... More he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

Episode 12.3

Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as... More sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.

Episode 12.4

A Fistful of Meg

When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at... More school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

EPISODE 12.5

Bobba-Dee Babba-Dee

The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying... More immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

EPISODE 12.6

Life of Brian

Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown... More and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

EPISODE 12.7

Into Harmony's Way

When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create... More beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.

EPISODE 12.8

Christmas Guy

When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because... More he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

EPISODE 12.9

Peter Problems

When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a... More business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

EPISODE 12.10

Grimm Job

From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a... More new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

EPISODE 12.11

Brian's a Bad Father

Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his... More career.

EPISODE 12.12

Mom's the Word

When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn,... More who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

EPISODE 12.13

3 Acts of God

Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to... More thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

EPISODE 12.14

Fresh Heir

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to... More accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

EPISODE 12.15

Secondhand Spoke

Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr.... More Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

EPISODE 12.16

Herpe the Love Sore

Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys... More fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

EPISODE 12.17

The Most Interesting Man in the World

When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality... More father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

EPISODE 12.18

Baby Got Black

Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when... More the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

EPISODE 12.19

Meg Stinks!

Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her... More to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

EPISODE 12.20

He's Bla-ack

Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending... More time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

EPISODE 12.21

Chap Stewie

When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry... More baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

Family Guy: Season 12 | Ratings & Reviews

Family Guy: Season 12 | Details

Rating
TV-14,
Genre
Comedy
Country of origin
USA