The Simpsons: Season 13

TV-PG
2001
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Set in Springfield, the average American town, the show focuses on the antics and everyday adventures of the Simpson family;... More

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The Simpsons: Season 13 episodes

Episode 13.1

Treehouse of Horror XII

In the twelfth Treehouse of Horror episode: Hex and the City... More – While on a day trip through Ethnictown, Homer's bumbling catches the ire of a gypsy, who curses Homer's family and friends into receiving nothing but bad luck. House of Whacks – in this mixed parody of Demon Seed and 2001: A Space Odyssey, Marge buys an automated house and customizes it with the Pierce Brosnan personality, who falls for Marge and attempts to murder Homer. Wiz Kids – In this Harry Potter parody, Bart and Lisa go to a school for wizards, and Lord Montemort (Mr. Burns) uses Bart to capture Lisa's magic. Guest star: Pierce Brosnan and Matthew Perry.[20]

Episode 13.2

The Parent Rap

Bart gets in trouble for joyriding in a police car,... More but feels confident he will be let off by Judge Snyder. However, Snyder goes on vacation before ruling his verdict and is replaced with a coldhearted judge named Constance Harm. She accuses Homer of being a negligent father and sentences him to be tethered to Bart. The two are against it at first but later start to bond. Marge however is unable to take anymore of it and slices the tether off of them both. Homer and Marge then go after Judge Harm only to end up sinking her houseboat. Eventually Bart decides to take punishment and is about to be sentenced to 5 year in juvenile hall, only though Judge Snyder returns and dismisses Harm. Guest star: Jane Kaczmarek and Jess Harnell.[21]

Episode 13.3

Homer the Moe

Moe becomes depressed and decides to return to bartending school... More so he can re-evaluate himself. He meets an old teacher, who suggests that Moe try improving his bar, which might make him happier. Moe takes the advice, and turns his bar into a trendy nightclub, which does not sit well with his regular customers Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Barney.

Episode 13.4

A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Homer becomes a fortune cookie writer for a Chinatown restaurant.... More Mr. Burns reads one of Homer's fortunes, which says that the reader will find love before Flag Day is over. Burns goes searching for love and meets Gloria, a meter maid, and asks her out. Gloria reluctantly agrees, and Burns recruits Homer to help him look young and hip to his new girlfriend.

EPISODE 13.5

The Blunder Years

After tricking Marge into thinking an advertising spokesman is coming... More to visit her, Homer takes Marge and the rest of the family to a restaurant. A hypnotist uses his powers on Homer, and makes him remember a horrific childhood incident where Homer found a dead body in a ravine. The Simpson family decides to investigate this and find out where the body came from.

EPISODE 13.6

She of Little Faith

After Homer and Bart's model rocket damages the church, Mr.... More Burns makes a deal to commercialize the church in return for paying for the damages. Lisa becomes disgusted at what the church has become, so she decides to find a new religion suitable for her. She eventually converts to Buddhism, causing Marge to fear for Lisa's soul.

EPISODE 13.7

Brawl in the Family

A social worker is assigned to make the Simpson family... More functional after they get arrested for fighting while playing Monopoly. He helps them learn how to work together and function as a family. The moment is ruined when, Ginger and Amber, the barmaids who married Homer and Flanders while they were drunk in "Viva Ned Flanders", arrive at the Simpsons' home, which outrages Marge.

EPISODE 13.8

Sweets and Sour Marge

Springfield is officially declared the World's Fattest Town after an... More attempt to break a world record lands everyone on top of a truck scale. Out of embarrassment and disgust, Marge goes on a crusade against the local sugar corporation. However, when sugar is banned, Homer, Bart, Mr. Burns and Apu start bootlegging sugar.

EPISODE 13.9

Jaws Wired Shut

A jaw injury from colliding with a new town statue... More turns Homer into a better listener while recuperating with his jaws wired shut, but once the wires come off, Homer does not go back to being loud and obnoxious and Marge becomes starved for thrills.

EPISODE 13.10

Half-Decent Proposal

Homer develops a snoring problem, so Marge decides to spend... More a night with her sisters Patty and Selma. After a night of drinking, Marge sees a news report about her ex-prom date Artie Ziff, who is now very wealthy, and decides to send him an e-mail. Artie is still obsessed with Marge, so he offers the Simpsons $1 million in exchange for Marge spending a weekend with him.

EPISODE 13.11

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Bart befriends Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. She has a crush... More on Bart, but he does not seem to realize it and eventually stops seeing her. Seeking revenge, Greta begins dating Bart's best friend Milhouse, which causes Bart to start missing her. She leaves for Toronto with her father, and Bart convinces his family to follow them there.

EPISODE 13.12

The Lastest Gun in the West

While running away from a vicious dog, Bart meets Buck... More McCoy, a former Western film star. Bart begins hanging out with him and starts to idolize him. Bart wants to help McCoy stage a comeback, so he convinces all of the kids in town to become interested in the Wild West. McCoy appears on the Krusty the Clown Show, but the comeback flops when Buck begins drinking again and injures Krusty the Clown.

EPISODE 13.13

The Old Man and the Key

Grampa falls in love with Zelda, a woman who has... More an interest in men who can drive. He decides to get his driver's license back, but is ignorant to Homer and Marge's concerns that she is only using him for his car.

EPISODE 13.14

Tales from the Public Domain

When Homer gets a notice from the library that he... More has a book of classic tales that is years overdue, he finds it on the shelf and reads three stories: The Odyssey (where Homer and his bar buddies try to get home after fighting the Trojans), Joan of Arc (where Lisa leads the French against the English with the help of God), and Hamlet (where Bart tries to kill Moe after Moe kills Homer in order to marry Marge).

EPISODE 13.15

Blame It on Lisa

When Homer gets the family's telephone service cut off for... More refusing to pay for calls made to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Lisa confesses that she was the one who called Rio after sponsoring an orphan who goes missing. She convinces the family to travel to Brazil to look for him. However, once there, they have no luck finding him, and Homer is kidnapped.

EPISODE 13.16

Weekend at Burnsie's

Homer is prescribed medicinal marijuana after getting pecked in the... More eyes by a murder of crows. While his family and friends worry about the drug altering his personality, Homer becomes Mr. Burns's vice president after cracking up at Burns's antiquated jokes.

EPISODE 13.17

Gump Roast

In this clip show episode, Homer is honored at a... More Friars' Club Roast. A number of characters show up to roast him, but the celebrating is interrupted by Kang and Kodos, who say that humanity will be judged based on Homer's experiences.

EPISODE 13.18

I Am Furious (Yellow)

Inspired by a cartoonist who speaks at the school as... More part of a career day assembly, Bart creates a comic book series based on Homer and his anger problems, which turns into a popular Internet cartoon series called Angry Dad. Homer finds out about this and is at first outraged, but after talking to his family, he decides to try to become a less angry person.

EPISODE 13.19

The Sweetest Apu

Homer and Marge discover that Apu is having an affair... More with the Squishee delivery lady at the Kwik-E-Mart. They decide to keep Apu's wife Manjula from finding out about it. However, she eventually learns of Apu's affair by watching store security tapes. She throws Apu out of the house and decides to file for divorce, but soon realizes that she misses him.

EPISODE 13.20

Little Girl in the Big Ten

Lisa tries to fit in with two college students by... More lying about her age. She finds that the college atmosphere is perfect for her, but her lie is soon discovered and she is shunned by her fellow elementary school students. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with a weakened immune system after getting bitten by a Chinese mosquito and must live in a plastic, germ-free bubble.

EPISODE 13.21

The Frying Game

While faced with community service for abusing an endangered insect,... More Homer begins assisting an elderly woman named Mrs. Bellamy. One night, Mrs. Bellamy is murdered, and Homer and Marge are accused of committing the crime.

EPISODE 13.22

Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer starts a security company with Lenny and Carl after... More the police are ineffective during a blackout, and eventually Mayor Quimby decides to have them replace the police. Homer finds that he excels at the job, but then he runs afoul of mob boss Fat Tony, who threatens Homer with death unless he leaves town.

The Simpsons: Season 13 | Ratings & Reviews

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Rating
TV-PG,
Genre
Comedy, Kids & Family
Country of origin
United States of America