Two and a Half Men: Season 12

TV-14

2014

Poster for Two and a Half Men: Season 12

Created by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn
16 episodes
Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his... More

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Where to watch Two and a Half Men: Season 12

Two and a Half Men: Season 12 is available to... More stream in New Zealand now on Prime Video.

Two and a Half Men: Season 12 episodes

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs... More to change his life.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked... More to sign a pre-nup.

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social... More worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her... More baby.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but... More worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks... More he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym,... More but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus... More is real.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with... More women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis... More after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it... More to be a nice escape from Alan.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get... More back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it... More will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the... More gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.