Flatliners (2017)

"Light on thrills, chemistry, or frights, Flatliners squanders a fun concept before wrapping it up in perfunctory fashion, guaranteeing none of its cast are likely to turn up in a new version in another 27 years time."

"Offers no reason for reanimating this long-expired property."

"Somebody get a defibrillator in here, stat."

"This Flatliners is in fact a new definition of "meh.""

"I guess we can give Flatliners at least one star for knowing the cliches of scriptwriting."

"An agonizingly boring remake of a movie about the danger of bringing things back from the dead."

"...the kind of film you'll forget even exists in five years so why not cut out the middleman and just forget it now?"