Fountain of Youth

"An uninspired search for treasure and excitement – neither of which arrive."

"Chaotic, numbing and dull."

"Anyone looking for a deeper exploration of the search for eternal life may find this little more insightful than a stopped clock."

"Something about it ultimately rings hollow, and by the second hour, you’re left wondering what the point of all of this is."

"A serviceable yet forgettable adventure."

"This would all be easier to enjoy, however, if the film had any sense of sincerity about its throwback spirit."

"...somehow both wholly undemanding and completely exhausting."

"The characterizations are flat, the would-be quippy dialogue rarely elicits laughs..."

"Some mysteries can’t ever be cracked, but “Fountain of Youth” sure tries to keep the journey through this one as flashy — and, hell, even sometimes quite fun — as possible."

"It’s all as predictable as you’d expect, with the screenplay failing to provide the wit necessary"

"If you were a 13-year-old in 1990, dropped off at the mall multiplex with Milk Duds money, Fountain of Youth would be a big win."