The Crow (2024)

"A garden-variety brood-a-thon."

"A slow but stylish re-imagining."

"A tragic love story between a Soundcloud scarecrow and a rebellious cheerleader."

"A total, head-in-hands disaster."

"Like some insufferable audition for Euphoria."

"Resurrected and it feels so bad."

"Bleak, unimaginative, and—despite the presence of a couple of bona fide Good Actors—tiresome to watch."

"A confusing, uninteresting sleepwalk."

"A dull, lifeless, meaningless remake."

"The Crow is not a waste of talent or resources; worse, it just hangs there on the screen, as undead as Eric himself."

"Something’s rotten in the rookery."

"They finally made The Crow for goth incompetents."

"A sluggish, overly self-serious gloomfest."

"Doesn't know what type of movie it wants to be."

"What was meant to be a franchise-starter is, unlike its hero, permanently DOA."