John Quaintance

An odd-couple brother-and-sister detective team in a small Pacific Northwest police force must navigate colorful locals, a severe lack of resources, and their own complicated dynamics with each other—and with the police chief, Big Hank (Clancy Brown), who also happens to be their father.

Reese Witherspoon is a do-gooder officer incapable of competency in this buddy-cop comedy, starring alongside Modern Family's Sophia Vergara as a drug dealer's widow in desperate need of police protection. 

A "relentlessly girly" chickity-flickity. Following a violent storm, a beautiful and sassy teenage mermaid named Aquamarine (Paxton) washes ashore...