The A-to-Z of Trash

Seen as under-appreciated Hollywood giallo today, Lindsay Lohan’s serial killer thriller never stood a chance in 2007.

Russian werewolf ballerinas. The extinction of the Tasmanian Tiger. Dame Edna Everage. This 1987 film has it all.

Michelle Pfeiffer manages to keep her cool in an otherwise breathtakingly dated, daggy musical sequel.

Bill and Ted are a mutated movie star and a hairy dog boy in this brilliantly stupid 90s flop.

The posthumous directorial debut of a billionaire’s reclusive grandson is as heartbreaking, heart-stopping, and bizarre as it sounds.

An action flick seemingly made by/for horny 12-year-old boys? Or a secret feminist masterpiece? (Spoiler: it’s the first one.)

I’m ranking every accursed contender in Tom Hooper’s Cats, because Old Deuteronomy was wrong. And because I want to. Meow.

The director of Donnie Darko took a simple Twilight Zone story and added gloopy inter-dimensional vortexes. Cool.

A brand new column begins, with this 1980s sci-fi musical/doomsday vision/music industry satire/fever dream.

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